Mobile porn studio

A van that porn film crews travel around the country to make porn with ordinary people in it. In the style of girls gone wild.

A mobile porn studio is in town.

by The Fury 13 September 18, 2010

Social Welfare Mobile

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.

Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.

by Snake February 01, 2006

mobilizing mah troops

The act of not jacking it for a long time to build up copious amounts of splooge

nick: dood ive been mobilizing mah troops for so long i hope marrissa blows me soon
chris: cool man

by nooblet101 July 11, 2008

mobile game ads

where the player thinks 2+2=SHREK and some sexualized shite like "get noods 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵"

I love my 4500369869486904876903888885699999994603869868509876 mobile game ads to watch my -32894842384i2978809482401084042428314274827147387472842783148793290489247291043893702472742831487874873480729087482184213747421948129478124 nanosecond clip 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

by ll 3A55mvep55go2Grvlc3nAos a5 May 17, 2022

Mobile Dutch Oven

Driving in the car with your friends and rolling up and locking all the windows, locking the doors and turning on the heater.

Why are you rolling up the windows Angie? "Mobile Dutch oven bitch!"

by Lil' Am 85 July 30, 2009

mobility scooter bird

A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.

Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.

by DeanPalmer September 26, 2011

mobile gaming chair

literally a toilet

John: Hey Adam, what type of gaming chair you got?
Adam: I got a mobile gaming chair. Don't judge me, it's literally just a toilet.
John: Damn, that's a good gaming chair.

by guy on urbandictionary November 09, 2021