Michael

A corrupted mind with a pure heart

See that guy with a big dick? That’s not Michael.

by Walyko November 17, 2019

Michael

Micheal is a tall white guy that is a perfect specimen of a human. He is really smart and. Cocky and is a good person

Damm look at the Michael over there he is so y’all

by Jeff the bob the jeff June 11, 2019

Michael

A breed that is just different.

1.Hey are you michael?
2.Yeah
3.were just different.

by Floridaboi08 December 31, 2020

Michael

big boy , nice boy

wow ur such Michael

by TwaxB0y September 27, 2019

Michael

The Indentation on your legs after wearing socks is known as a Michael.

Named after the person who decided we needed a name for it.

"Oh wow, look at my shins!"
"Haha look at how your socks have Michael'd your legs"
"Yep, this some major Michael"

by Lesbian Chin Room March 5, 2009

michael

a person who dates one girl after another. often says "lolcats" to EVERYTHING. obnoxious. all he does is skate. he will use you just for attention. his mom is a stripper. he'll tell you he loves you then an hour later he will break up with you.

me: ahhh i just broke my arm it hurts
michael: lolcats
me: lets hang out
michael: lolcats

michael: baby i love you.
*two hours later*
michael: i love you but im breaking up with you.

by cottonbawlz June 22, 2010

Michael

A man that much is known about him he normally hides out in seedy bars playing buck hunter till early hours of the morning has many a nickname: billy botson, botswana, mickey b, mickey botson, ibbo, 50 cent, nippys, BOTSON, and many more

chad: oi gos did you see plates eat shit in buckhunter?
gos: yeah he need to wash those dishes!
michael: oh man i suck.

by looneyray January 19, 2011