meeting whore

A co-worker who chooses to spend as much time as possible in meetings, often times uninvited. Usually they do this to avoid doing productive work themselves, claim credit for their team's work or at least insinuate that their leadership was critical to their success, and generally just get more face time with senior management than their hard-working colleagues.

P1: Uh, have you seen my junior assistant today?
P2: No, he seems to be in meetings all day.
P1: That is odd. I have not seen any invites on my calendar, we have a harsh deadline approaching, and I am the project leader.
P2: Yes, I would be careful. Your assistant is a meeting whore. He will have people convinced he is running the project by day's end.

by tusk151 October 28, 2009

come to jesus meeting

A meeting where someone close to you (e.g. friend, family, etc.) are confronted over behavior that's causing consternation that's negatively effecting your relationship.

"You and your brother need to have a come to jesus meeting over you always having to do his chores and yours."

by DC Daly May 12, 2009

Meeting with the investors

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.

Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.

by Nick Wang June 7, 2009

District Meeting

When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.

Sorry I can't make the interview tonight, me and my buddy have to attend a district meeting.

by Dr. W.D. Sporty December 21, 2009

Meetra

Unique name, for a unique person (female), name is normally associated with mixed race people therefore expect big hair, colored eyes, tanned skin etc.. personality wise thats expected with this name normally are things like being energetic, lively, hilarious and generally amazing people. 'loves life'

bum peng skin curly hair meetra

by fleebrown September 30, 2011

meetme

A veritable cesspool of losers, whiners, and wannabees. Want to meet backstabbers, and diamond hoes? Come load your credit card, win fake friends, and regret it the next day. Just call fraud. It's all fake anyway.

(I hate you) Wanna come to my meetme party (It totally blows)?

by ringmymagicbell February 22, 2023

squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

by Kalico February 19, 2008