MattRob

This wicked, sterling, crackerjack of a human specimen is one of a kind. Like coffee, he can be hot or cold but he is very rarely luke warm. Having the powers bestowed on him from the Disc Golf Gods he is a supreme force to be reckoned with on any course. Being very, super, extremely smart gives him a keen eye for the arts and a child like whimsy when it comes to creating his own masterpieces. With all his wonder MattRob is still a down to earth approachable dude, so don’t wait to say hi and introduce yourself.

I had a great time playing disc golf today but I did not win since I was playing against MattRob.

by MattRob November 23, 2021

Mattress Party

A small Midwest political party lead by an anonymous individual operating under the pseudonym “Rambo”. The mattress party focuses on quality sleep and strong familial relationships. Their most popular advertising campaign parodied the popular “Make America Great Again” slogan and in combination with the popular internet meme “Netflix and chill” to create “Make Netflix and chill Great Again. Although an effective meme, MCCGA failed to promote the mattress party.

I supposed I’d describe myself as a moderate that really enjoys a good night’s sleep.

Oh, so you’re in the mattress party?

by MP Advocate May 14, 2022

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022

mattregie

a terrible ship name

I don't ship mattregie. It's disgusting.

by slay what you wanna slay 😜💖🤞💓 July 13, 2022

Mattress Mack

A Houstonian legend that won 75 million dollars from the Astros winning the World Series. Mattress Mack is a G.

Brayden: Hey did you hear that the Phillies fans were taunting the Houstonian legend, Mattress Mack?
Me: Yeah, I know. Don't mess with Mack!

by VezinaIgor31 November 11, 2022

mattress

a comfortable thing u sleep on. and it must be white or blue and green.

u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!

by ihopeudontknowme December 15, 2022

Mattress

A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.

That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.

by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023