keep it locked

To tell someone to be safe and take care.

Bob: You out this weekend?
Bill: Nah mate, seeing the mrs!
Bob: Ok mate, well call me monday, see ya later and keep it locked!!

Bill: Aiiggghhht!!

by Mowgli-da-pimp November 19, 2007

lead pipe lock

a guarantee; a definite outcome

My bookie says (insert team) is a lead pipe lock to win.

by J&L February 14, 2008

locker buddy

A person that you talk to solely because your locker happens to be near theirs.

Samantha tried to make a move on me but she don't realize I'm just her locker buddy.

by MysticX November 8, 2007

BBC Lockdown

When you are sentenced to live in a room locked with numerous big sweaty naked black men with cocks ranging from 8 to 37.48 inches, while they do indescribable things to you.

That's it Ayden! I'm sentencing you to BBC Lockdown for 3 weeks for touching Jean too much!

by jacobtyso April 6, 2023

meat locker

a vagina packed full of loose sloppy roastbeef. looks like a taco full of deli sliced meat. overuse and over stretching can make a meat locker out of a pussy

With one look at Amanda's meat locker I knew she had spent alot of time getting pounded by huge cocks.

by bhap August 24, 2006

Lock And Chain

a sexual act in which your partner does a handstand behind you facing your backside, while you secure the legs, they pull your penis backward between your legs and start a fellatio while maintaining the handstand and grip

Natch maintained the Lock And Chain on Flint for a full 6 hours immortalizing him in the Guinness book of world records. when quotes the following was said

reporter:how did you do it? was there a lot of rigorous training?
natch: he likes handstands, and he loves dick, so no it was second nature for the both of us

by Lord-Gore March 29, 2010

Shit Lock

A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.

"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."

by Circus Freak January 9, 2010