by Grandweez July 19, 2020
Get the Love lettermug. A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.
The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.
by QuacksO March 22, 2019
Get the pearlloined lettermug. by nad12345 June 15, 2022
Get the chain lettermug. cliterature: "Steamy" prose or poetry.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.
I prefer just run-of-the-mill reading-material; no "special letter" literature for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO October 4, 2020
Get the "special letter" literaturemug. a 3 page letter text message that normaly causes a fight or the excessive force of bitting one's ear, multiple jabs to the face, and a possible headlock that may cause unconciousness. Also what gay boy Chris Brown did to his boyfriend Rihanna.
Oh shit my girlfriend gave me the 3 page letter treatment, i cant listen to my ipod now because of that txt. Rihanna tried to give Chris Brown the 3 page letter treatment but it back fired on her.
by The Hater Above All March 11, 2009
Get the 3 page lettermug. A professional letter you are to write to universities in order to present yourself and your interest in the faculty studies. Can be incredibly annoying to write as universities have different names for same studies and you might end up mixing it all up. So far i have dipped two cans of Red Bull and started over three times for the main body of the letter.
I have the finish my motivation letter before the end of the first semester. I don't even have my transcript so far!
by not_zub November 21, 2021
Get the Motivation Lettermug. When a person calls you a poop number/letter, they are counting how much you poop. If the number is high then its basically calling you a shithead
by tweekphobic July 30, 2021
Get the poop number/lettermug.