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Karen

Is a great lady that loves all the memes about her name.
Karen has hit her stride as she is in her next half century and loves her life. She is loyal, kind and the one to go to for the best revenge ideas.
She's always there for you if you need a ride, a meal or an alibi.

Karen will always have your back, especially in a bar fight.
"Yes, your honor, I Karen, did bring you a casserole. It's the one my friend and I made when we were together on the night in question. So there is no way my friend could have started that bar fight."
by VeganKazza December 21, 2019
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Karen

Middle aged woman, with bob cut and 3-6 kids

Is president of the PTA

She will talk to your manager

Wears acrylics 27/7

Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.

Gives kids raisins on halloween...

Is extremely religious

An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.

She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper

She always has double standards.
Oh my god... My poor cow worker, he forgot to give a Karen, ketchup on her sandwhich and she demanded a brand new sandwhich even though he aplogized, and offered to put some ketchup on. Then she started flipping out, and yelling... Then she demanded to see his manager.
by strangerthingss March 31, 2020
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karenize

To give more information than necessary to answer a simple yes or no question.

karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question

karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
Question: Is this order going to ship today?

Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.

Response: So, is the order going to ship?

No.

Then, don't karenize.
by Teal Bandit March 12, 2010
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Karen

Karen is a person who pretends to be for social justice, while screwing people over.

Karen brings nasty potato salad to picnics.
Karen breaks things for attention then sets up crowdfunding to guilt people out of their hard earned money.
Karen uses people.
Karen has poor personal hygiene.
Karen tries to sleep with all of your acquaintences.
God dammit, Karen...leave that guy alone...hes not into you.
Put the phone down, Karen...being black isnt a crime.
Karen tried to poison everyone at the picnic with that god damn potato salad.
#whykaren
by whykaren July 11, 2018
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Karen

A middle age woman who does not respect the drip she has a really short bob and is a total bitch
Always wants the manager and kids
Karen-caml down

Me-leave my car Karen

Karen-DON'T CALL ME KAREN CALL BY NAME!!
by Brooklyn 💋 June 22, 2020
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Karen

Never shuts the hell up even when you don't want to talk to her or see her ever because she is a hoe
Man Karen has nice tits though
by Ozzyboybitchface September 29, 2017
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Karen

A very sensitive person with a kind heart and sometimes very jealous person and a great person and fun to hang out with
Karen!!!!
by X....melody...x October 19, 2019
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