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Jan Berentsen

A cute little boy with a cute little nike tech jacket they also tends to loveeee wiskunde
Look at that cute little Jan berentsen I just need to pet him
by Jandecooleman February 25, 2025
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Jan

A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.
Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.
by Super Zinba October 1, 2020
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Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.
A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"
by kakakolumna July 15, 2021
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Jan

Look outside Nomar, Jan is there
by Nomb9 September 29, 2022
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Jan

Jan is a fatass, out of breath ass, dating muscle man headass nigga. Thus meaning stay away from this nigga man for your own safety
by Elon Musk223 February 20, 2019
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Jan Philipp

Its name epitomizes the duality he is. Sweet and sexy, loving and proud, concrete and dreamy. He is the best boyfriend: very caring, communicative, accepting your nuances. His love grows within you slowly but steadily, you’ll fall in love with his unmatched belief in love and his determination in wanting you in his life, breaking down and softening your walls. You feel embraced, literally too, best hugs!
by Chili4ever February 24, 2024
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Jan

1. A short term for January
2. A unisex name
Usually, a wise person, although sometimes oblivious to things. Very sweet and caring, a loyal friend.
by are you dum October 4, 2018
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