Jane Krakowski Effect

Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.

"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"

(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."

"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"

(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)

"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)

by Cirdellin December 29, 2009

Sammie Jane Rae

An amazing singer: usually with brown hair and a orignal sense of style. Good looking with all the boys after her!

Helen: OMG who's that singing?

Lucy: Its Sammie Jane rae!

Helen: Of course, she is amazing!

by SammieLOVER95 November 21, 2011

Going G.I. Jane

When a woman goes without wearing a bra.

"I don't feel like washing my bras today, so I'm going G.I. Jane."

by Gluten Free College Queen October 26, 2008

Dixie Jane D'Amelio

The best girl in the entire universe! She is 19 years old. She was born in Norwalk, Connecticut and attended King School. She has a 16 years old little sister named Charli Grace D'Amelio. They are both very popular on Tiktok as well as most other social media platforms. Dixie releases her debut song "Be Happy" on July 1st, 2020. She stands a height of 5'6" and is 121 lbs. She dated Griffin Johnson but broke up on July 22nd due to Griffin asking another girl for toes pics. About a week later, she started hanging out with Noah Beck and they confirmed dating on September 25th,2020. Dixie is an amazing girl!

Dixie Jane D'Amelio collabed with Liam Payne on a song called "Naughty List"

by Dixie Jane October 31, 2020

Haley Jane Syndrome

Noun. A psychological syndrome when a person is incapable of finishing any size dish of food or drink. Generally, they will leave a small amount of food and their brain will trick them into thinking they are too full to finish.

Bert never finishes all the food on his plate so he must have Haley Jane Syndrome.

by 300gas400 December 29, 2022

Swag Sarah Jane

Sarah Jane is very swaggy it’s true :)
She smell like poo
Everyone loves Sarah

She is cool
And her vibes are immaculate

“Sarah jane behan”

Hey Swag Sarah Jane

by Retep10 April 21, 2021

og mary jane

The term OG can be used for original gangster or ocean grown.
Mary Jane is the name used in place of marijuana ganja or cannabis. The original Mary Jane originates in Colorado/California with roots all over the globe.
OG MARY JANE is the name given to the Empress of Cannabis HempganjaMarijuana.

All hail OG MARY JANE everything Cannabis and Hemp come from the Empress divine

by Mrs. McCausland December 19, 2016