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Jared

A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.
"Jared, we're through!"
by C0nman February 22, 2019
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Lives at subway 😂😂
by Jayhawk205039 February 24, 2019
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One who continually wife’s up 3s
Damn what does a jared and steph curry have in commone? They consistently nail 3s
by Ray furgason May 20, 2019
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An amazing person that will go above and beyond. (out of work environment). At work he will never speak, will follow every fucking rule in the book.
by Shirli May 20, 2019
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jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT
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Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.
person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"
by yaw yark June 4, 2019
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That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!
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