The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.
Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
by honneamise December 2, 2018
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Sarah got visited by the Hot Beef Injection fairy last night and had to give up her favorite panties.
by The Injection Fairy February 12, 2010
Get the Hot Beef Injection Fairy mug.A girl or in some cases a guy that is not black but has sex with black men and is there for is considered "black" after having sexual relations with a black person. Depending on the black male(s) involved it could be one time with one black male or 20 plus times with a interracial gangbang.
Also after this happens the person could be consided to be black owned.
Also after this happens the person could be consided to be black owned.
I am black by injection because i only have sex with black men and i have been gangbanged many times and black bred 3 times.
by tiff6969 March 11, 2010
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Acronym: DLI
A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.
Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
Acronym: DLI
A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.
Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
by Ken September 11, 2003
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2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"
2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"
A. " Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals." "
B. ooooohhh mahnnn..LETHAL INJECTION!
B. ooooohhh mahnnn..LETHAL INJECTION!
by mustakoolkatsss July 1, 2011
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