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Flesh tube shimmy

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
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Flesh kong

The act of filling one’s vagina or arse with peanut butter in the hope a dog will lick it out. Much like the Kong dog toy.
Yuck, I looked over the fence and my neighbour had employed the flesh kong trick for her dog again.
by anonymous January 20, 2024
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firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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flesh-stache

(n) A flesh colored or blond mustache. A favorite style for rednecks
Did you see Johnny's sweet flesh-stache, he's definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight
by HicktownPortland November 18, 2011
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Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.
He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.
by ErectCabbage June 30, 2021
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puppy flesh

Puppy flesh is a term used by masculine gay men to make fun of young, girly-looking straight men.
Victor: Hey, John, look at that puppy flesh over there.
John: Wow, those hips definitely don't lie.
Victor: Pfft.
by DeanWinchesterWhyNot January 19, 2014
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flesh cookie

a woman's vagina; fresh and warm like a cookie straight out of the oven
I'd certainly love to pull down her panties and shove her flesh cookie right in my mouth
by CanadianDudeEH! January 13, 2018
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