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a pig on a boat

Person 1: what did you do on your holidays
Person 2 : i was a pig on a boat
by mattysfattys March 20, 2019
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Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.
"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"
by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017
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Row A Boat

The act of jacking two guys off at the same time.
I told her that she should row a boat for Jeff and I. She did. It was awesome!

There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.
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Threw a boat

By definition a "boat" is a term to describe a maritime vessel to transport cargo and people. In the stock world when you "throw a boat" at a trade you are in essence placing a stock trade in the magnitude of a normal persons yearly salary. To describe the magnitude of a trade, a person could name a type of boat to indicate the actual size of a trade.
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a boat at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw an aircraft carrier at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a fleet at it
by TPT Chu November 17, 2018
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Throwing boats

The act of picking up canoes, kayaks, rafts, etc and moving them to the starting location or from the end location for a boating business or personal use. Boats are typically carried over your head and should be done by one person unless you are a weak and lazy human.
Brian and Trevor are the best at throwing boats on the Deleware River.
by Brit in Merica July 27, 2016
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Boat Orange

A fruit that is so luscious and juicy consumed while partaking in a boating excursion. The one kicker is, a boat orange is anything but an orange.
Man 1: Hey, grab a few nectarines for our kayaking trip.

Man 2: Don’t you mean boat oranges?
by The_Real_Spanky July 9, 2022
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pub boat

The Concept of a pub that is also a boat in the middle of a road in leeds
Hey Terry you coming pub boat later to watch the footy.
by Pat burglar April 3, 2019
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