Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.

"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."

by lmperfect February 12, 2022

Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.

She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.

by uppertaintlvr42069 September 18, 2022

Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.

That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.

by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011

Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016

rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.

Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.

by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022

taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit

I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021