Text vomit

Those late night drunk texts you never wanted to send.

We only tell ourselves about the text vomit.

by adrib September 13, 2014

Texting Amanda

The only way to die in Call of Duty

i had a 24 kill streak but i was texting amanda so i died

by ThebestQuickscoper November 06, 2010

turd texting

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

by LouWho March 01, 2008

text jacker

When you stupidly leave your phone around a group of 'mates' and they decide to send a message such as "I've always loved you" to everyone in your phone book.

You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

text booking

an excessively long text message

damnit, my mom is text booking me again.

by fluffy flave March 05, 2010

tuba text

to text someone while doing something else as well.

anton tuba texted gaby to tell her he loves her while he was doing his laundry

by Haaaaileey December 04, 2006

Mass Text

When someone is incredibly bored and sends the same text to many different people at the same time in the desperate hope of getting a response or when something important or at least important to the texter and it just MUST BE TOLD TO EVERYONE like merry christmas....or its my birthday.
When the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded "mass text".

Lizzy: Holy crap!!! That hottie Bill just texted me!!
Erica: What did he say?
Lizzy: hey
Erica: I got the same one...its just a mass text. Don't answer that. He's just bored.

by Lopsicle December 25, 2009