sleep with the homies

Something everyone would do if they had a soul.

The person reading this is on Urban Dictionary because they have no friends and are unable to prefrom this.

Lets Sleep

That one guy: sleep with the homies

Everyone: yes

by fijgfiopasgh[s August 17, 2020

Homie Pusheen

Close cousin of Pusheen, known as a great memer who managed to sneak into area 51 along with two of her friends.

Homie Pusheen isn't very popular, but she posts quality content.

by Anonymooouus November 29, 2019

Homie Test

(Noun)
When someone brings a potential girlfriend around their friends to see how she would act when in their presence.

Guy 1: Ayy bruh I fucked Tiffany last week so I had to hit her with the homie test.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? How she do?
Guy 1: She was actin hella choosey bruh. I had to cut her lose.
Guy 2: Good decision my guy.

by clownyoass91 December 8, 2018

Homie Fuck

A homie that you have sex with. There is no issues or drama. No emotional connection. Someone you fuck that you have no feelings for, but is a very good friend.

Are we still best friends?

Yeah. It was just a homie fuck.

by Nachomommasboy January 24, 2020

homie walk

a short walk with one or more of your homies to talk/rant about your life, mood, girls, and sex lives. or when you’re sad.

yo homie, i’m bored and i got stuff to talk about. let’s go on a homie walk.

by heartbroken homie May 14, 2019

Homie time

Homie time is a time when you and your best bro get together to please each other. But it isn't considered gay because it's for homies and you're probably wearing socks.

N: No ones around, want to have homie time?
Touya: Only if you're wearing socks, I'm not gay

by gay stick July 8, 2019

On Homie Shit

The absolute one thing the boys cannot lie upon. If you do choose to lie the ultimate punishment is guilt. The boys will shun you and be extremely disappointed in you. One time I heard a kid lied after saying “on homie shit” and he was never seen again.

1: “Bro did you and her really hit it off last night?”

“On homie shit we did!”
2: “dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut.”

“ on homie shit I didn’t, I swear”
3: “I dare you to jump in the fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro”
“Ight bet”

by Homie king July 11, 2022