Herpes

A disease that causes suicidal tendencies from chronic persistent depressions, social anxieties, the fact that member's of opposite sex can't get what they need at the most basic levels of life without demeaning themselves or secluding themselves or doing socially frowned upon thing's. It's the type of thing that ruin's an entire life based on one thing that can't be cured/fixed. There's very little to do with love when you have herpes, and is a very real reason to hate constantly for long periods of time, while secluding and making one's self a social outcast even beyond the least of the so called nerds and such. It makes one's life pointless, you can't enjoy thing's, it keep's you from fitting in any to many walks of life. It's something that has negative repercussions in the long run that add up over time I've realized. You could talk or advise, or come up with many thing's all day.........You can do thing's frowned on or applauded.

It comes down to good, bad ,and ugly.

Herpes is ugly....

But so is every STD...

Herpes is ugly. IMO.

by Jamal Rakeem Robertson January 16, 2020

I think herpes

You literally think about "I think herpes"

IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.

by D El de ton. April 10, 2020

Sun Herpes

When sunburn in the facial region irritates your upper lip to a visible degree

"I had a great time at the pool yesterday. Too bad I forgot my sunscreen. I got some sun herpes that's been driving me nuts all day.

by Sebby10YNW May 27, 2020

Street herpe

The filth that roams the street usually fighting Lucifer or some demonic portal.
Very contagious.
Spreads by not giving a fuck
Once you have it or are it, it's hard to come back.
Damn Tweakers.

"We were driving down the street and a street herpe approached the car and it asked for some change" "I think it touched the car, does your car have street herpes now?" *throws glass bottle at street herpe "that's the cure to street herpes, breaking glass on street herpes."

by Das byrd pyrate July 20, 2020

goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!

Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.

by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.

Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.

by Modeler October 15, 2020