Jakey Boobcocks Cologne Heist

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

by The fat nutter August 29, 2024

Carter James Heimslich

The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.

"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"

by BangalangMan February 20, 2025

study guide heist

A sneaky or strategic maneuver by one student to acquire another student's well-crafted study guide before an upcoming exam—often disguised as casual interest or collaboration.

"Hey, can I see what you did for your study guide?"
"Sure." (student glances over it)
"Actually, wait... can you just send me all that?"

Bystander (shouts): "They just did the study guide heist on you bro"

by kababa_theGreat April 15, 2025

hunter william hess

literally the coolest guy ever, he is actually so cool and hes manly and not a woman pls pls stop calling me a woman pls im begging pls

hunter william hess
masquence: "im a woman and hunter is manly and cool unlike me"
hunter: "i agree"

by Masquence September 22, 2025

Mr. Hesser

Mr. Hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. If you ever meet a Mr. Hesser, keep clear, because he'll annoy you to no end. He isn't very good with kids, and he's a soda drinker.

Guy #1: Oh that guy is really retarded so he must be a Mr. Hesser!
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.

by lizalizard April 18, 2014