Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.

That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob

by Henrkn July 25, 2019

Han

han = lame, retarded, dumb

Hey dude, you are han as fuck.
Jankikoi is walking like a Han.

by ThePunisher3000 July 24, 2017

Hans

The sexiest idiot alive

Hey hans how are you?
What would your father think of this?

by lol shrek April 3, 2022

Han Jisung

Han Jisung (also known as quokka) is a Korean (British) chil-man. He is an amazing all-rounder. We luv Han Jisung. Han biased people (like myself) go crazy for Han. We especially love Hold My Hand

Person 1: who’s Han Jisung?
Person 2 (Han biased): oh Han? He’s so amazing like wow he’s an amazing all-rounder.

Person 1: what’s an all-rounder?
Person 2: Han jisung

by hanjisungswifeeee January 30, 2025

Hans

A Hans is a guy who is known for: going for all the girls but ends up being friends with all of them and thinks its a good idea to stick tampons up his anus thinking it is not gay.

I can't believe you stuck a tampon up ur ass that's such a hans.

by Yuppie_noodles November 8, 2018

Hans Peter

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.

Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.

by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019

Hans

Hans can but used as a substitute name for names liek James , max , miles , Henry.

Person : Oh my god I hate… Oo wait i forgor this persons name

Person 2: just call them hans

* no fuckn loser names there kids hans and if you names is hans..😐😟

by Jumbo party lemon December 7, 2021