Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

soviet hammer

A Russian with a big ass dick

Soviet hammer here for the party

by Ghjxdhm August 13, 2017

Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved

This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off

by JHigity December 5, 2019

Hormel Hammer

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.

My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.

"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"

by Kmeelain September 14, 2009

Hammer arm

When a male masturbates with one arm more than the other causing it to be muscularly bigger than the other one.

Guy 1: "Yo whys your one arm so big son?"
Guy 2: "Ahh i got Hammer arm, i jackoff with my dominate arm more then the other one so it's just uneven."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you needa switch it up a bit man."

by killerseemroe January 7, 2012

Clammer Hammer

When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.

"I put on the clammer hammer for Stacy last night"

by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009