hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025

hag hag

A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.

The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Party hag

That middle aged overly tan woman with wrinkled leathery skin from poor life choices always with a drink and cigarette in her hands that is partying way too hard at a social gatherings as if she were eternally 21.

She’s such a party hag.

by El Pedro de Pacas August 21, 2021

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

Hag

A sexy, sarcastic older woman who doesn’t give a fuck. Often a gay icon or someone who is active in the gay community.

Seen as a role model for many who (despite their age) dresses however they like, says whatever they like, and parties- looking gorgeous while they do it.

Joan rivers is such a hag!

Did you meet that woman in the smoking area? Iconic. What a hag.

by Joan Collins June 21, 2021

hag

when you reach the age of 18 years old on twitter, you’re officially a hag

“you know daniel?”
“yeah we’re friends”
“eww he’s a hag”
“he is 19!”

by ouiouiphaguette January 14, 2022

Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.

“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”

by AJ Rules The School July 17, 2018