hag

when you reach the age of 18 years old on twitter, you’re officially a hag

“you know daniel?”
“yeah we’re friends”
“eww he’s a hag”
“he is 19!”

by ouiouiphaguette January 14, 2022

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

fag hag

a straight person that attracts gay people in a non sexual way

Sandra has all gay friends, she must be a fag hag.

by snortint May 24, 2018

hag hag

A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.

The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

hag-hole

A small crevice or divot that is created on the human body. Typically a inch diameter circular drillbit is drilled 3 inches drep into the human body and then a blowtorch is used to caulderize the flesh.

This hole is often used in sexual interactions as an alternative depository of semen.

"I would like to shove my cock into your secret little hag-hole"

by hagholer July 17, 2022

hag

annoying person

1: "why is she so haggish today?"
2: "idk. what a hag."

by eliviaellie June 1, 2019

hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025