by Rylan Kinnin October 6, 2006
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The Damned fat girl who looks (and tackles) like a lineman and somehow alway busts in from nowhere, right when you're about to seal the deal with some broad, after having to listen to her garble on about Kittens and cheeses for hours.
The Damned fat girl who looks (and tackles) like a lineman and somehow alway busts in from nowhere, right when you're about to seal the deal with some broad, after having to listen to her garble on about Kittens and cheeses for hours.
Danny: "Dude! I totally would have got me some of that sweet ass!"
Steve: "What happened bro, did she split? she looked like she was about to vomit".
Danny: "Nah, Just as I was about to take her to the shagg'n wagon I got stuntdoubled by a guardian pig! she came in and swooped her up and gave me the finger!".
Steve: "Dammmn, you're lucky bro last time I got guardian pigged I got my shin chewed off, yeah that bitch was mean and hungry!".
Steve: "What happened bro, did she split? she looked like she was about to vomit".
Danny: "Nah, Just as I was about to take her to the shagg'n wagon I got stuntdoubled by a guardian pig! she came in and swooped her up and gave me the finger!".
Steve: "Dammmn, you're lucky bro last time I got guardian pigged I got my shin chewed off, yeah that bitch was mean and hungry!".
by DJ McDoogle January 19, 2011
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Adjective
1: one who is publicly given a chance to do the right thing but chooses instead to do the wrong thing because he can no longer tell the difference.
2: one whose actions evince corruption.
Noun
1: person who has become morally debased.
2: the act of complicity with moral wrongdoing.
1: one who is publicly given a chance to do the right thing but chooses instead to do the wrong thing because he can no longer tell the difference.
2: one whose actions evince corruption.
Noun
1: person who has become morally debased.
2: the act of complicity with moral wrongdoing.
Guardado: Yes, for a minute, I considered kicking it wide but in the end, whether it should have been a penalty or not, that is not our fault.
by jack_in_sd August 19, 2015
Get the guardado mug.1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus
2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.
3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.
2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.
3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.
1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.
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Get the Pussy Guard mug.Your masterful lord. Seen in the online game Planetside. Frequently misspelled as 'gaurdian of doom'
by mr. ownage June 4, 2004
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