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glusty

resembling the sexiest piece of man that ever lived, a big hunk of goodness
The glusty man was able to send a girl into orbit just by looking at her with his deep, beautiful, blue eyes.
by Mippin' Muchacho August 7, 2008
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Gristler

An angry "get that bitch back" sexual technique used upon a woman who enjoys a bit of ass-to-mouth (ATM) action.

Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.

The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Bill: Man, Janelle is such a bitch.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
by Jomama, A.K.A. Joey Crack September 5, 2009
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Graustein

Wicked awesome hot chocolate maker, who is adored by adolescent boys.
This hot chocolate is amazing, you're such a Graustein!

Look at that Graustein, she's got young boys flocking all around her.
by Jejuch November 24, 2009
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gristle stick

Underweight workoutaholics, female.
The gym was filled with gristle sticks today.
by Little boo April 9, 2010
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Grunt

Originally used to define untrained general soldiers. Can be used to identify people in groups who blindly follow the loudest, or even the person standing higher than everyone. Fairly mindless and will believe almost anything that they're told.
Guy: See that Kate? She's been writing hate posts about me for a while now, she dosen't even know the real reason why.

Guy2: She's such a grunt bro.
by Kanonymouse April 7, 2011
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Gruntler

A name used to associated chain smoking men who hound young women for paid sex in their car
I know him, he's a dirty gruntler
by Chazzar77 May 22, 2011
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grastesque

A level of enticingly obscene absurdity only achievable during Mardi Gras.
These are grastesque times.
by Taras Kremen' March 4, 2014
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