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Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.
Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.
by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017
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Goober

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.
by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018
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Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.
Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.
by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023
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goober gap

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn
Man did you see the size of that gorbs goober gap
by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019
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Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online
Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!
by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017
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Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.
-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.
by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022
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Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
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