Goblin Cleaver

A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.

'I activate the Goblin Cleaver... NYAAAAAAAAAAHHRRGHHHHHHHHH'

by chestergie October 13, 2020

uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch

Wow Jenny such an uberlicious goblin

by My slaying queen May 6, 2018

Achilles goblin

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel

The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him

by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016

goblin moon

A very spiteful showing of a posterior, specifically belonging to a goblin.

Charface Charlie spitefully showed his goblin moon to the snobby harbor master.

by AlemCato July 21, 2020

Nicotine Goblin

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.

Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.

Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart

looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.

by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023

Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013

Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.

Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug

by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009