A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021
Get the Glizzy Lizardmug. The occurence of which a blade is inserted to penetrate skin, which then the wound is fucked by inserting the glizzy (nickname for hot dog, glock, or in this case, the dick/penis) into said wound.
by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022
Get the glizzy gankermug. by ConservativeRedwaves August 14, 2023
Get the Glizzymug. Drizzy's Glizzy, also known as Drake's Snake, is one of the largest penises in existence! I thought he had a 2 millimeter defeater, but HOLY SHIT! That thing must be at least 7 inches!
Tyrone: Have you seen Drizzy's Glizzy?
Mason: No.
Tyrone: You gotta check that shit out, that dick is MASSIVE!
Mason: No.
Tyrone: You gotta check that shit out, that dick is MASSIVE!
by Drake_is_gay March 5, 2024
Get the Drizzy's Glizzymug. 
Bro-1: how was your night?
Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet
Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet
by Mcnuggs10! July 1, 2022
Get the Glizzy Walletmug. 