Get a johab

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".

Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.

Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.

by dreepos March 30, 2023

Getting in 1

Getting in 1 implies severe intoxication. Also can include chew. beauties will understand

jakes getting in 1 right now, he's been booting for the past hour, probably cause of that kodiak he tossed in. kid's a hoss

by ogbigfernie August 28, 2018

Get Lip

The term for kissing when he/she is an 8.7234 or above.

You guys may be good at pong, but did you get lip last night? Didn’t think so.

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss July 5, 2021

Getting Jesused

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.

Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.

by Lionspirit February 4, 2013

get swiped

To roast and or to steal from a person

Emily only eats buttered noodles get swiped!

by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017

Get Yoinked

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”

“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”

by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

get turtle

attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.

While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.

by Padge1982 September 7, 2010