Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .

R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!

by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021

GABE

Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome

Don’t be a Gabe

by Dood48 May 7, 2019

Gabe

Gabes have perfect hair, show up in your dreams a lot, and have beautiful brown eyes. Gabes are usually athletic and wear brands like Adidas, Nike, and Under Armor. They are perfect, if not a little on the short side. If you are privileged enough to dating, be friends with, or have a Gabe at your school, consider yourself lucky!

That guy over there is such a Gabe.

I wish I had a Gabe of my own.

by owlsandj+a March 13, 2018

Gabe Helmy

A weird human being , who loves torturing Kitty , and he's pineapple addicted.

YT Comments: Stop torturing Kitty

Gabe Helmy: StOp sAyINg ThAT, I DoNt ToRTuRe KiTtY , KiTTY LoVeS me

by Daemin December 5, 2018

Gabe

The only guy that can take two girls to the dance.

Gabe: I don't have a date to the dance.

Me: Gabe, you're the only guy that could take two girls to the dance.

by glab.glab November 22, 2021

Gabe

A name you call someone who is being annoying and just lowkey gay
Like a nickname

Alfonsis: dude stop annoying me I’m tryna get this girls number
Lawrence: nah I’m gonna tell her you’re inbred and you won’t get her number
Alfonsis: fuck off gabe
Lawrence: *dies*

by POOPEATINBANDIT January 23, 2019

Gabe

A tall muscular man with a reallly i mean really small penis, but to juxstapose this his massive i mean massive balls make up for the taste.

I am eating tasty gabe-s

by a_real_chunk July 5, 2024