overdosed on fukitol 

To be so overwhelmed by depression, horrible events, overworked, and family that one just wants to end it all. To be so stressed that one either wants to run away from these problems or unalive themselves.

Jane: Amy was so depressed about losing her job, girlfriend, and her house that she overdosed on fukitol.
Bill: Omigod! And all this time, I thought she was okay.
Jane: She was smiling through the pain. Her funeral is next Saturday.
Bill: I am going to miss her.

overdosed on fukitol by Ardias February 15, 2024

Welcome to Fucktown! 

The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.

Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.

Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."

Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Welcome to Fucktown! by BlkFlg August 11, 2024

The Mayor of Fucktown 

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"

The Mayor of Fucktown by BlkFlg August 11, 2024