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Thai Pie

A gang bang involving at least five Thais, pizza dough, and a bowl of curry.
Yin and I jumped in on a hot Thai Pie last night.
by ItsKevinTurds March 26, 2018
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Pie Mole

The lady that brings smoko/lunch to your warehouse in a food van. Smoko Slut is also allowed.
Hey guys, Pie Mole is here!
by mcpheematt May 10, 2020
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A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.
by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023
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Pie Merchant

A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)
Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!
by JDogLikelyLad November 9, 2011
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Pie Pad

A bed where creampies occur.
I hooked up with Carly on my Pie Pad last night.
by munchdatbeaver_ August 15, 2021
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divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.
I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.
by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014
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pie five

a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".
Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)
by tgifrydei December 27, 2014
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