cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Cereal box

Poor man's acid

She's a cereal box hero.

by LittleSparrow1111 August 18, 2023

The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.

Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.

by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020

Cereal

An emphatic affirmation

Man,I'm cereal about going to the concert

by Savoirefaire62 December 8, 2023

Bi Cereal

A person who pours milk in the bowl before the cereal.

A person who gives people anxiety based on the order of which they make their cereal bowl.

"Nothing better than the milk in the bowl before the cereal. I guess I'm bi cereal."

Bro you must be bi cereal because that's not how you eat cereal.

by Anastacia Beaverhousin710 October 9, 2020

eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023

Imposter Cereal

A crunchy, but also sometimes soft, marshmallow filled box of cereal that comes with liquid ice cream (served as milk). This delicious liquid ice cream is poured in before adding the scrumptious rainbow-coloured imposter shaped marshmallows. You eat this cereal out of the box

I’m going to have a bowl of imposter cereal this morning!

by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022