Flying Kites

The effect of having just smoked marijuana and being "higher" than normal.

I turned to my friend and asked, "I think today is a nice day for flying kites. Don't you?"

In turn my friend said, "...but it's night...and we don't have kites."

I shook my head, "I mean lets go smoke that fuzzy green stuff you dork."

by Moira Nyx November 4, 2009

fly in a headlock

The process of grabbing your testicles and you squeeze them from the hanging skin outwards causing them to inflate and they look like a flies eyes bulging out, thus making it look like you have a fly in a headlock...

hey mary look at this".... "OMG, it looks like a fly in a headlock

by Boo Cocky September 15, 2010

Flying Dutchman

#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!!

by Minority July 23, 2006

fly's eyes

Male equivalent of a camel toe, so named because of the resemblance to the eyes of a fly.

I can't wear Speedos because I get a horrendous case of fly's eyes.

by jseale1978 October 28, 2003

bar fly

A heavy drinking woman with a mom face but milf-like qualities such as a nice rack and a small ass. Can be surprisingly tight in the vagina. Will deny being a bar fly.

"I'm not some cheap bar fly you can use for street squish."

by king of graphics January 13, 2007

the flying orangutan

When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.

"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."

by JAndersonConcurrence February 5, 2009

Flying Buddha

The act of leaning out of a doorway elevated by stairs, such as an RV entrance, and defecating onto the ground next to the stairs.

Who pulled a flying buddha? There's shit all over my sandals.

by TheFuegoMiester November 18, 2006