I am your father

Basically the most spoiled line in cinema history.

Star Wars fan: Luke, I am your father.

Non-Star Wars fan: Dammit! You just spoiled the whole movie for me!

by CelticEagle February 19, 2019

Feed Us Father THERRIEN

Father THERRIEN does not accept his role as the father of children on discord. He refuses to feed them despite the poor, malnourished children dying at his feet begging, ‘Feed us father Therrien’. Please spread the cause of THERRIEN mistreating his children and ask him to feed you too.

‘feed us father therrien we shall consume your offerings or consume you’
‘why do I always have to be the centre of things’

by CringeThing March 4, 2021

penetrate me deeper father

the appropriate way to say fuck me harder daddy in British

"oh, darling, I am arriving!"
"oh, penetrate me deeper father!"

by brainfucker October 4, 2021

You've started to resemble our father a bit

What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father

Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit

by ZekeYeager February 18, 2021

Fatherless Child

Fatherless Child is a child that have no father or grew up without a father.

Friend 1: "Lol look at this Furry!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"

Friend 1: "Oh my fucking god another dream stan!"
Friend 2: "What a Fatherless Child lmao!"

by neverwhere September 19, 2021

Facebook Father

Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad

That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.

by Salwanhoward June 2, 2012

how's-yer-father

Northern English.

1) A friendly enquiry about the health of one's paternal relative.

2) A phrase to use when you've temporarily lost the right word. Or want to hide that word in order to shield more delicate ears.

3) Sexual intercourse or similar intimate entertainment requiring euphemistic reference. Accompanied by winking and smiling.

1) How's yer father?

2) *indignant* Well that's a fine how's-yer-father, in't it?

3) We had a lovely picnic, got pleasantly drunk, then spent the whole afternoon in lazy, sunny how's-yer-father.

by Lino1 January 19, 2008