by Julian D is best ™ January 23, 2023
Get the Fortnitemug. A video game made for male virgins and twelve year olds, with females being a rare sighting there. It is highly popular, and probably a fad, just like the dab and fidget spinners. It also has had one of the biggest cultural impacts since Minecraft.
"Good god, I can't go 30 seconds without hearing about Fortnite!"
"Yeah, everyone think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread."
"Yeah, everyone think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread."
by QueenOfTheFireflies May 11, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by your mom669 November 16, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. IT IS GAY AS FFUUuuCCCCcKKK
by fat cave in mincraft with coil March 1, 2021
Get the fortnitemug. by AUG u wot m8 July 8, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Mom: Time to get off the PlayStation you've been playing Fortnite for 3 hours
son:*Silent
Mom: Someone call an ambulance
son:*Silent
Mom: Someone call an ambulance
by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
by anonymous November 12, 2019
Get the fortnitemug.