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Massimo English

A formal noun used for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an incredibly girthy inverted micropenis. Massimo English's are known for attracting underage masculine girls and luring them back to their musty mancave to participate in sexual acts.
That stud over there is definitely a "MASSIMO ENGLISH"
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022
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English Delight

The act of performing vaginal oral sex while burying your nose in her anus.
I did an english delight on a girl last night and now everything smells shitty.
by zx05 June 7, 2018
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english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.
Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
by Hitler Banana May 22, 2015
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English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
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English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.
"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."
by Shpoofy August 5, 2021
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Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.
Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)
by cpetkunas May 21, 2023
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Head of English

Head of English - A mean old man with no sense of humuor and self esteam issues
by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019
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