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Eggo

The most amazing woman I've ever met! The girl of my dreams. The girl of my future...
by JDB September 12, 2003
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Scrambled eggs

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard
Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.
by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005
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Ham & Eggs

Act in which the testicles are placed in the eyesockets of a sleeping person. The penis is laid over the bridge of the nose. The result looks like a plate of Ham and Eggs
That crowho got passed out wasted and I gave 'er the ham & eggs.
by Stephen J. Graves Jr. November 6, 2004
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hardboiled eggs

n. When a young lad with no undergarments on proceeds to sit in a chair with the center cut out and a bowl in place of the cut out, and drop his balls or (nutz) in the bowl which is filled with hot water, to reduce his sperm count before going on an all week-end bender of banging one or more ladies with no condom, he gets Hardboiled Eggs, which help prevent him from impregnating his victim(s).
Paul hardboiled his eggs, so that on his 3 day fuck fest, he did'nt have to wear a rubber, and therefor, did'nt have to worry about getting Sally and Crystal pregnant.
by The Bimmer May 28, 2003
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Scrambled Eggs

When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.
I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.
by Neil Mik January 26, 2009
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Eggboy

Trying to go from zero to hero, but being bitch slapped backward in the attempt.
He tried to get famous but failed and became an eggboy.
by arandomstringofcharacters March 18, 2019
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Eggs Danny Thomas Covid Style

A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.
by Dick Onchin May 8, 2021
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