dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

dumb mole

a type of person who's just a real dickhead

emma: fuck off you fat cunt

bayley: stop being a dumb mole

by thisbitchemptyyeeeeeet June 30, 2017

dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011

dumb ass

the people who think anything on the urban dictionary is true

bruh! your a dumb ass

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 1, 2021

Dumb Chicken

Instead of male masturbation using a hand, one uses the inside of the elbow to masturbate. Jerking the penis with the inside of the elbow, making a motion akin to a chicken flapping its wings.

Mark: Hey Steve, did you jack off last night?
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.

by Bananaphone915 February 26, 2019

dumb hot

so hot it’s dumb. unbelievably hot.

yo dude check her out, she’s dumb hot i’m gonna go get her number!

by chickflick May 22, 2018

dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012