Colossal Dukee

A giant wet/fat shit the size of rome. This shit is commonly found in the rare "ugly ass mfing monkey" species called the Abbondandolo Monkey Tribe.

I took a colossal dukee the size of rome.

by Abbondandolo Monkey Tribussy April 14, 2022

Karma Duke

King/or Queen of Karma
Person who can call them like they see them
Person can call you out on your well deserved justice or comupance

Brother goes and hits his sister in the back of the head.
She screams, "OW!" Then chases after him as he runs away.

He slips on a bannana peel as he tries to make a get away and falls flat on his butt getting the breath knocked out of him.

Then his sister comes up and smirks saying, "Karma."
Brother replies sarcastically, "What are you, the karma duke?"

by Alisson Suskind June 14, 2010

Knar Dukes

A scrotum covered in fecal matter

Damn, I got knar dukes after that swamp ass fart.

Yo bitch, suck on my fuckin' knar dukes!

by B Webz May 16, 2008

The Duke of Gongle

A mythical person who exists

"Hello, are you the Duke of Gongle?"
"Why yes! I am indeed the Duke of Gongle. For short you may call me... The Duke of Gongle."

by jacob mcjacobson July 23, 2012

duke of york

A girl who shags around ie. she's had ten thousand men, as the Duke of York did in the popular nursey rhyme.

You shagged Emma? What, you mean the grand old Duke of York?

by The Moai February 10, 2005

Cut a duke

Action of depositing fecal matter, typically into a toilet.

A.K.A.: #2, drop a deuce, take a dump, dropping the cosby kids off at the pool

Ex1:
- What's took you so long? you fall in the bowl or some shit?
- Naw man, just cutting the biggest duke of my life

Ex2:
- Save my seat, i'm gonna go cut a duke and come right back.

by Pile It December 4, 2009

Double Duke

Double Duke is the art in which two people plan to poop next to each other and make things extremely awkward when people come in. Best done at school!!

Bro you wanna go Double Duke

by tucker- September 19, 2017