There are a few key steps to perform a canada dry
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
Max: Why the long face?
John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
by apaver December 11, 2018
Get the Canada Drymug. A response to a question generally meaning "I'm good". Depending on the context, it could have similar meanings stemming from the generic "no" or "no thanks".
by Chrisanthamum January 3, 2013
Get the Dry jmug. the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets
by BiggJussn July 28, 2005
Get the dry nightmaresmug. 1. to steal another persons material, and switch it around to make it yours.
2. to swagga jack
3. to bite another persons style.
2. to swagga jack
3. to bite another persons style.
by Bryan W. March 29, 2007
Get the Dry Clippingmug. Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018
Get the Dry shitmug. by GilaMonsteron January 11, 2008
Get the Dry Bonemug. The croaky, dry, gunge coated mouth and throat the night after a session of drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Person A: "You al'rite dude?"
Person B *Indescribable croaking noises*
Person A: "Man, that's a dry horace and a half!"
Person B *Indescribable croaking noises*
Person A: "Man, that's a dry horace and a half!"
by saxydave November 8, 2010
Get the Dry Horacemug.