Dry Prong

a small village in Central Louisiana. Doesn't have much in it and if you blink too slowly you've passed through it already.

"Oh look we're in Dry Prong."
"Where"
"Oh too late. We've passed it already."

by middleofnowhereville July 7, 2009

Dry Horace

The croaky, dry, gunge coated mouth and throat the night after a session of drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

Person A: "You al'rite dude?"
Person B *Indescribable croaking noises*
Person A: "Man, that's a dry horace and a half!"

by saxydave November 8, 2010

dry nightmares

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

by BiggJussn July 28, 2005

Dry Clipping

1. to steal another persons material, and switch it around to make it yours.
2. to swagga jack
3. to bite another persons style.

person: aww man! he didnt make that up! he is straight up Dry Clipping!!

by Bryan W. March 29, 2007

Dry Bone

Getting a dry socket from oral sex.

No oral sex after wisdom teeth surgery, you dont wanna dry bone like your mom!

by GilaMonsteron January 11, 2008

Canada Dry

There are a few key steps to perform a canada dry
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did

Max: Why the long face?

John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!

by apaver December 11, 2018

Dry Baller

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.

Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017