The act of being wasted in so much as being likened to a bum. Origins: Las Vegas golf trip and Construction Trade Show 2008.
Dan-o passed out standing up waiting for the monorail rail in Vegas only to be discovered 2 hours later by friend who were just passing by, he was bum drunk!
by Dan-o Merz May 27, 2008
When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.
by ThedirtiestoftheJ’s January 19, 2020
by highmark July 06, 2014
(n.) similar to the disorder of bi-polar but is alcohol induced. It is basically having an alternate personality when intoxicated.
by druuuuunk January 03, 2011
Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.
by cherhawkinof August 15, 2010
The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.
Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
by Adele is fat September 19, 2019
The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.
Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!
Friends: Can't. I'm broke!
DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.
And the next day...
DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???
Friends: Can't. I'm broke!
DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.
And the next day...
DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???
by not a db March 17, 2010