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smelly snare drum

I was laying out getting a tan at the beach when some weirdo plopped down on my belly and quickly gave me a smelly snare drum.
by Justbsayin February 25, 2023
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nerdy drum-kit

A sexual act between two consenting parties that involves dressing the submissive party in a nerdy getup, and after ejaculating on their body, slapping them with drum-sticks across varying points in their body where the semen is located. and creating a rythm from their moans and grunts from the pain. the semen covered drumsticks are then licked clean by the nerd
I and Penelope played the nerdy drum-kit together, it was a wild experience!
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Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.
Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.
by Bibbini June 3, 2024
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Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.
That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.
by Skippystein June 24, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
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