ditch the hero get with the zero

basically, this is a phrase a single guy would say to a girl who is in a relationship.

ditch the hero get with the zero - break up with michael and go out with jon.

by imtheship November 01, 2007

ding dong ditch

when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves

ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town

by DINGDONGDITCH February 09, 2008

tongue-scoop the stink ditch

oral sex perfomed on a woman.

After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

by Tiny Alice May 17, 2006

Ditching an Ancona in the Big River

Taking a shit.

Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."

by Com Yunist February 13, 2017

tongue shovel her stink ditch

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 04, 2007

national don’t ditch ur gf day

National don’t ditch your gf day

Addie: Lets go to the movies!
Zach: Yess
addie gets all excited

Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee
Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day

by momowrz December 06, 2019

Ditchingness

The act of organizing an event, then completly blowing it off, because you had something better to do.

"WTF?"
"What is it?"
"Amy is ditchingness her bowling party"
"Son of a bitch your right! Bad form Amy, bad form."

by EXtremely DISSapointed January 27, 2009