dial your daddy

something typically said to someone that is in way over their head, implying that he/she needs his/her father's assistance to get him/her out of the mess they are in.

"Better turn back now, or dial your daddy boy."

by Robert Trainer December 22, 2008

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Dial a Joe

A ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way. Mostly sleep with one women with missing body parts and extra orifices. FOR LADIES ONLY.

Heather Mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to Dial a Joe.

by masterchef1928 July 16, 2010

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A blunt rolled within a blunt. The first blunt is rolled normally preferably fat then encased in ground up pot in a second blunt wrap preferably full size cigar for max effectiveness. Contrary to popular belief the second wrap does not effect the flavor of the blunt. The goal is a extremely slowburning blunt. An eigth is recommended for this roll mostly on the outer layer. Origin: Plainville, CT BITCH

Stoner: Yo, we bouta smoke that dicaprio blunt tonight?

Stranger: wtf is that? Get away from me, I'm calling the police!

by Weed Wizard April 15, 2014

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Dialectics

1. when there is two of something

2. when there is two of something

1. dialectics is when there is two of something

2. dialectics is when there is two of something

by queephlosion August 24, 2021

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war dialing

War dialing is scanning a range of telephones (ex. 555-555-xxxx) to find all sorts of stuff, like fax machines, carriers, and BBSes (remember this was a loooong time ago)!

Joe: Hey, I was war dialing our area code and found a hacking BBS!

Bob: Sweet! What's the number?

by Phreaking_is_not_dead May 19, 2009

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Face Dialing

When you are on a touch screen phone and your face dials someone while you're talking to someone else.

I hate face dialing! When I was on the phone my f*&king phone face dialed my mom and she heard me having phone sex with Tom!

by LocalBiz June 7, 2010

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Child Dialed

Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.

Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*

30 minutes later..

Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.

by Wicked Beard Man August 3, 2010

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