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dave the barbarian

villager-" does this come in teal?"
evil piggy-" oh i'm sorry dear, it only comes in sea foam and mellon. Now to deal with you dave the barbarian and your monkey!"
dave-" Ahhhhhh, Bejabbers!"
fangs-" I'M NOT A MONKEY!"
by Stephen Cummings June 11, 2006
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Dirty Dave

Noun or Adjective; Verb (dirty daving)
1. A man who can artfully walk the line between being a suave gentleman player and a total man whore.

2. To flirt or "mack" on multiple women, successfully, all at once.

3. A man who succeeds not only in the art of flirtation, but also reaps the rewards of true seduction.

4. When going out to clubs and parties, the guy who can dance with whichever girl he desires.

More often than not a dirty dave seems like an innocent, well to do guy, then it turns out he's getting women to take their shirts off faster than Jackie Chan does a kung-fu kick!
Ex.) Last week he got her number, today he took her on a romantic date, tonight he's sleeping at her place... what a Dirty Dave.

Ex.) "Yo bro I finally asked that girl to dance with me!"
"That's great man, but I was Dirty Daving, I already danced with all the other women at this party."

Ex.) "I Dirty Daved at the party last night. Completely charmed these three women to going on dates with me and got 5 additional women's numbers! WAHOO!"
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Dave Roberts

The man who stole the biggest base in baseball history (for the Red Sox) vs the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS, which started the greatest comeback/biggest choke (down 0-3) in sports history.

(Props to Kevin Millar as well for drawing The Walk that allowed Roberts to pinch run and therefore steal the base.)
Dave Roberts is the man who is responsible for The Steal.
by nyys November 8, 2008
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Dave

Dave is the type of guy that’s chill. It could also be short for David. He gets all the girls but everyone thinks he’s sometimes gay.
Sam: is Dave gay?

Kat: idk
by Angelicqueen March 24, 2019
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Dangerous Dave

The Name given to your average shy and timid person after they have consumed several alcoholic beverages, and the ensuing carnage that follows shortly for the rest of the night out.
Guy 1: Hey dangerous Dave! Hows it going?

Guy 2: What? that's not my name.

Guy 1: Oh sorry I forgot your sober now.
by Dangerous Daved July 5, 2011
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Dave

A Quakertown term for Marijuana (Quakertown Brown), Made popular by the crew F.O.D
by Quakertown Kid January 11, 2008
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DAVE SANTOS

BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER.. THAT LICKS PUSSY BETTER THAT ANYONE....GUY WITH THICK DICK
by MISSYS-MAN November 6, 2009
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