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Kansas City Kiss of Death

When you take a deep draw from a Lucky Strike or other unfiltered cigarette while eating a girl out and forcefully exhale the smoke into her vagina, then inhale the resulting smoky queef, and blow it into her mouth whilst French kissing.
"I gave my grandma the Kansas City Kiss of Death last night."
by General Asshat July 13, 2017
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Pepsi of Death

A nauseating drink that will get you nearly banned from any Pizza World gourmet pizza parlor in your area.

Recipe: Start with a glass of regular Pepsi mixed with Dr. Pepper and Root Beer, then add way too much salt and Sweet’n’Low to the drink, mix thoroughly; if you have some undissolved salt and Sweet’n’Low at the bottom, that means you added enough. Next, sprinkle pepper flakes on top of the drink, creating a layer of them where you can pile on copious amounts of parmesan cheese, creating the signature foam that only people who should be feared will drink. Plunge a straw through the foam and bon appétit.
Person#1: So, who’s going to take the first sip of the Pepsi of Death?

Person#2: You can do that, I like not having organ failure.

If you put another one in there a good one would be:

Person#1: I'm confident but nothing like Person#3.

Person#2: What did Person#3 do?

Person#1: Downed a Pepsi of death.

Person#2: Is person#3 a fucking god?!
by BlazingKhioneus February 2, 2020
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public transit death spiral

The process by which a chronically deprioritized, underfunded and racialized municipal public transit system originally conceived as a public good for efficient daily mobility needs is further morphed by the political establishment and the capitalist system into an afterthought with an unsustainably funding model, leading to a feedback loop of reduced service, reduced ridership and reduced investment to the detriment of all people.
"Do you remember back in 2020 when the United States Congress failed to appropriate necessary funds during the COVID-19 pandemic and thus enabled a nationwide public transit death spiral from which we're still recovering in 2040?"
"Yeah, that sure was disappointing and avoidable!"
by Sarcastic&Concerned December 8, 2020
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Our Flag Means Death

A.K.A The gay pirate show. Fun to watch and cringy in all the best ways. Lots of quotable lines.
Taika Waititi is Blackbeard for some reason, and apparently, he did little to no research on the real character for the role and simply did whatever the fuck he wanted in the show. Somehow it worked. If you like this show, you're most likely fruity.
P1: Yo check out my new suit
P2: You wear fine things well
P1: Oh my god stop quoting Our Flag Means Death
by poshparrot September 30, 2022
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death

Grim Reaper: "Hello, im Grim Reaper, pleased to meet you.
*Holds hand out to shake hands*
Person: *Drops dead*
Grim Reaper: Ive got to stop doing that.
by Anadonia October 20, 2003
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Death Star

Universe of Star Wars: A large orbital space station (the size of a small moon) capable of destroying a planet with it's Northen hemespherical superlaser. The first Death Star proved to be riddled with problems - it could not target capital ships and took many hours to recharge it's superlaser. Also, it had few if any laser turrets that were effective against snubfighters. The second Death Star overcame these problems but was destroyed at the Battle of Endor before it's completion. Note - the Death Star was designed by BEVEL LEMESIK - not the Geono-whatever idiots in Episode 2 of Kiddy Wars. George Lucas has messed around with the history so much he constantly contradicts that which he approved/wrote previously.
"That's no moon....it's a space station! <uncoprehendable roar, followed by prissy remarks from an unnamed source>"
by Dan November 2, 2004
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Death by Horse Cock

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.
Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"
by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011
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