the curse of a thousand wipes

The poop that never comes off your ass

I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes

by Poopguy12 September 7, 2020

Cheese Land Curse

The inability to finish a project that you're working on.

Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"

- This an example of the Cheese Land Curse

by da riff May 27, 2021

the v-day curse

(aka. the valentine’s day curse)

a curse set on a person that dooms any relationship they would have to break up right before February 14; they are always lonely on valentine’s day no matter how many SOs they might have had.

Alex: Hey Jaden, what are you getting your girl for Valentine’s Day?

Jaden: She broke up with me yesterday out of nowhere, i swear it’s the v-day curse at me again.

by nkb0095 January 27, 2022

9-3 curse

When you are losing in Valorant 9-3, you will win the game despite being down by 6 rounds.

"ff"
"nah it's good, 9-3 curse"

by Happ7hour September 22, 2021

Delirious Anto Curse

The DAC known as the Delirious Anto Curse has been around for 2 years, currently reeking havoc on the summer times. It will haunt you every summer of every year. How to get rid of it? Who knows… one thing is for sure though.. you will have to survive a summer worth of bad luck. Good luck.

From, Anonymous.
😅

M: I got a 10% on my geometry quiz😞
K: Oh my gosh, it’s the delirious anto curse

by Kayley R. May 24, 2022

The Harry Kane Curse

The Harry Kane Curse is associated to Bayern Munich's Harry Kane, previously Tottenham Hotspurs own, before he got traded after 19 years with the Spurs. The Harry Kane Curse is what it's called since the Spurs failed to win the league for 19 years whilst Kane was on the team. Also, since he played for England, he is known for bottling England's progression to later stages in various competitions.

Person 1: Yo, Tottenham are first in the league now since Kane left!
Person 2: So The Harry Kane Curse is real after all...

by yourtypicalnamepersonlol October 25, 2023

Nathan (drake) curse

the curse of people named Nathan that is something can go wrong it will go wrong. Comming from the video game character Nathan drake in wich he embarked on an adventure and gets caught in bad situations and if something can go wrong. It will.

I cant climb the latter cus it will fall cus i have The Nathan (drake) curse

by Some1bored2021 September 19, 2020