CUmpire

The sexualisation of an umpire within baseball

Sexually Confused Teen : God I would love to turn them into my little cumpire

by 4RG May 21, 2021

crumpy nipples

its when your nipples get crumpy

whoa man, those are some crumpy nipples

by Fizzymandogthing July 18, 2003

cumpassionate

adj. the strong desire to see, taste and feel semen, often comes along with a love of dick and a generally slutty demeanor

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 5, 2008

Cump

When a man loves a women and doesn't cum a little cumes in clumps!

"I Cumped Last Night And It Looked Like Oatmeal!"

by Kelcie Jean November 14, 2007

cumby

when you supposedly swallow so much, 20% of the liquid in your body is cum

Fuck off cumby

by hasghasrihifsa January 6, 2016

cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008

Not a Campy Happer

A play on the expression "not a happy camper". Often used to try and alleviate some of the tension generally associated when using the expression.

Brad- "Oh man, Kevin just took a shit on Tod's floor!"

Carl- " Whoa, and Tod is not a campy happer, but Kevin should have known better than to drink Four Loko and eat all that Taco Bell."

by Ageofchronic January 7, 2017