crush-whipped

Your existence is influenced by your crush.

Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks

Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*

by kitchen4sale April 28, 2014

Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

Candy Crush It

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.

She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.

by Devise November 22, 2014

Crush-casual

A dress code that basically implies that you would dress nice, but not too nice as if to be obvious that you were trying, for a party or social event. Like when you are dressing to impress your crush at a party because you know they will be there, but you don’t want to be super super fancy. Basically a more succinct way of saying: casual but with a little extra oomph!

The dress code for the party is crush-casual!
Or
I think my crush is coming to the party, so I’m definitely gonna wear something crush-casual if you catch my drift.

by Rando55 September 8, 2019

Crush Club

The only place where a bunch of teens talk about how sexy sex is. The only place where penis is the most used word. The only place where you find femboys. Crush Club is chaos and stupid at the same time, thats why everyone hates it and enjoys it. Also, imagine if sex unzips

Goldy: penis
Jazz: imagine if sex unzips

Hades: ae
Potat: *proceeds to cuss in spanish *
New member: ah yes, Crush Club.

by goldyhugepp December 17, 2020

pseudo-crush

A state of mind in which you think you have a crush on someone, but you really don't.

After finding out he liked her, Becky had a pseudo-crush on Johnny for a week.

by cordeliatran December 27, 2015

freshman crush

a man between the ages of 18 and 20 who is the love interest of a woman between the ages of 23 and 30.

Girl #1: your boyfriend is cute, how old is he

Girl #2: he's 20

Girl #2: awww, you have a freshman crush

Girl #1: and he treats me good too

Girl #2: buy him a Kids Meal at McDonald's

by Jerz201 April 11, 2013